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Calculus and Yoga Course to Replace Calculus and Vectors
Mackenzie Officially Declared the World's Largest School
Mackenzie to Implement Mandatory Echolocation Class for New Grade 9 Students
Mackenzie’s Portables Announce Planned Referendum on Independence from Central Building
The Flounder Under Investigation for Dishonesty
Lyon News Network Under Investigation for Spreading Misinformation
Two Students Suspended After a Virtual Arm Wrestle Got Out of Hand
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WHO Declares Senioritis the World’s Most Dangerous Disease
Flounder Acquires Lyon in Multi-Billion Dollar Hostile Takeover
Dangerous Clown Wanted for Popping Balloon Animals
World’s Darkest Material Found to Still Be Brighter Than Most Students’ Futures
Breaking News: More Breaking News
Scientists Discover That the Past Is Over
Autopsies of Murder Victims Find That They All Drank Dihydrogen Monoxide
Global Health Organization: Air is Lethal After 82 Years on Average
Canada Names the Flounder as its National Fish and Newspaper
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Flat-Earthers Rejoice After Discovering Bottom of Shoes are Flat
Top 10 Names on the Attendance List
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1. AA
2. AAA
3. AAAA
4. Abacus
5. A baby
6. An Aero bar
sorry trypophobics
7. Affleck
idk man we needed more ideas
8. A-G-L-E-T! Aglet! Don't forget it
9. ‘Ave yew gottin tha jowke yit?
10. Awlsoh eim Bri’ish fo sum rees’n